Bluebell Railway stations - new names

The Bluebell Railway doesn't come out very well from the recently-published anagram maps of the UK rail network. On the London & South East map, the line and its stations have some new names.




Your commute may also not be the same again, when you see what your local station is now called:
http://www.projectmapping.co.uk/Reviews/anagrammaps.html

 

See what you do with Ely!

 

Living in Hove, I much appreciate this point!

 

Ley! But you might have to change a Tougher Probe to get there from Gross Nicks.

 

Anagram of the station between Stourbridge Junction and Cradley.

 

What do you call a chinamon between Stourbridge and Brierly Hill? Yoom in Lye. (This only makes sense if you read it in a Black Country accent btw)

 

What do you get with Newark?

How long did you have to wait for me to post that one?